Me: Why go wake? What happen to your friend??
Daddy: Old. Sick. Sick and old, I don't know lah.
Me: HUH mummy says he's only 30 years old! Very young ley.
Daddy: Sick and old!! I DON'T KNOW LAH.
Me: How can go to ppl's wake then don't know why they x.x!
Mummy: We know, just cannot tell you.
Me: Say ley, why I cannot know! Kena murdered ah??
Daddy: Don't kaypo lah!
Me: You know lor, you still laugh!
Daddy: DON'T KAYPO!
Me: What kaypo. My friend got wake you also will kaypo what!!
Daddy: I won't ley. I don't care~
Me: Ya you'll just wait until I go sleep then ask mummy right.

And he starts laughing. Hahahaha~

Me: You know right, TELL ME LAH. If not why you laugh until liddat!
Daddy: Don't kaypo!

Afterwards...
Mummy: Eh your mum how old ah?
Daddy: I don't know ley.
Me: Wah, your mother how old you also don't know. Sibei jialat.
Daddy: Nvm one lah.
Me: O, then next time I forget you how old lah.
Mummy: Cannot, you're different cos you're the only child.
Me: Wa liddat, then mama very sad. She got two children (my dad and his sis) who forget her age, twice as sad. Poor thing poor thing.

Mummy and daddy laugh~

Me: When's her birthday?
Daddy: I KNOW, 19th april!
Me: No -.- Its may.
Daddy: I said may okay!
Mummy: Ya he said may!

GANGBANG. ._______.

Me: Eh ahgong next year than 60 years old ley. I thought now he 60++ already ley!
Mummy: HAHA but he's already senile.
Me: Ya lor. Ppl see him on the train right, they give up seat for him instead of other ppl older than him ley.
Mummy: See, told you he's senile old man! Cos he has nothing to do at home thats why. Tell daddy why he make excuse to come our house.
Me: Ya!! He come cause Blaze (my dad's sis's dog) very noisy, then Rex more guai. He come here hor, the whole day talk to Rex. Go out also, I eat my lunch he bring Rex to the bench talk to him ley!! Then at night, Rex falls asleep right after he sleep, snore somemore!
Mummy and daddy laugh~

Lol we're so mean :O

Now talking to babe on the phone...
They were talking about teachers name...
One's called Miss Chi I think.
Bro: Good morning Miss Chi...
Babe: Byebye!

Another one called Mr Lam...
Bro: Good morning Mr Lam...
Babe: Pa!
Babe: Eh again again!
Bro: Good morning Mr Lam...
Babe: Jiao!
Bro: Good morning Mr Lam...
Other bro: Jiaobin!

SO LAME.
But they're laughing like mad cows, haha I guess guys are understandable...not. :)